{"id":91229,"date":"2023-05-19T06:30:17","date_gmt":"2023-05-19T06:30:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/?p=91229"},"modified":"2023-05-26T07:21:42","modified_gmt":"2023-05-26T07:21:42","slug":"written-in-the-stars-zodiac-signs-as-sweet-treats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/written-in-the-stars-zodiac-signs-as-sweet-treats\/","title":{"rendered":"Written in the Stars: Zodiac Signs as Sweet Treats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Understanding humans isn\u2019t always easy \u2013 thankfully, we have the stars to help navigate a world riddled with testy Taureans and secretive Scorpios. But because not everyone \u2018gets\u2019 horoscopes, we\u2019ve decided to help you and put things into more relatable and tastier terms by listing all the zodiac signs as sweet treats. Eat your heart out.<\/p>\n

Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 21)<\/h3>\n

Layered Almond Meringue Cake<\/h4>\n
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This ram is the first sign of the zodiac pack, which is pretty fitting because they\u2019re competitive by nature. Aries can be a show-off and give off an \u2018everything you can do, I can do better\u2019 vibe, which is true for the most part, we guess.<\/p>\n

They\u2019re highly skilled, read \u2018smug\u2019 and tend to overcompensate for their competitiveness.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you know an Aries give them a hug. Given their creativity, we think this zodiac sign’s sweet treat would undoubtedly be the ultimate OTT dessert and pi\u00e8ce de r\u00e9sistance that is this show-stopping 6-Layer Almond Meringue Cake<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Taurus (April 20 \u2013 May 20)<\/h3>\n

Self-Saucing Pudding<\/h4>\n
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Taureans are difficult to decipher. On the one hand they\u2019re delightful, amicable and make good friends \u2013 on the other, they\u2019re hard-headed much like their animal spirit, the bull.<\/p>\n

Taureans are some of the calmest, most confident and kindest creatures, but they\u2019re not about compromise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They know what they like and some can be self-indulgent, like a Self-Saucing Choc Pud<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Gemini (May 21 \u2013 June 20)<\/h3>\n

Upside Down Cake<\/h4>\n
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The zodiac symbol for Gemini is the celestial twins \u2013 hence the myth that they\u2019re two-faced, but they\u2019re probably just lonely because they got hungry and ate their twin in the womb.<\/p>\n

This air sign changes with the weather, and while Geminis can be restless and impulsive, they can also be flexible, smart and playful.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The best treat for this sometimes shallow, unpredictable and whimsical sign would probably be this Plum, Honey & Rosemary Upside Down Cake<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Cancer (June 21 \u2013 July 22)<\/h3>\n

Chocolate Souffl\u00e9<\/h4>\n
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This cardinal water sign teeters on emotional fluidity. They can be compassionate and sensitive to environments, which would’ve been fine if they weren’t so passive-aggressive.<\/p>\n

Like a Chocolate Souffl\u00e9<\/a>, they\u2019re deliciously complicated and if you burst their bubble they will self-implode!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

In the event they do, there\u2019s always chocolate sauce to make up for it.<\/p>\n

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Leo (July 23 \u2013 August 22)<\/h3>\n

Vanilla Funfetti Sheet Cake<\/h4>\n
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Leos are spirited fire signs. Never make the mistake of confusing their passion for anger. This fire-fueled character has undeniable star power.<\/p>\n

Leos tend to be a little braggadocious, but they\u2019re also fun and always up for an adventure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

They also need a good amount of attention, like a kid that incessantly reminds you when their birthday is \u2014 which is why we’ve chosen this Vanilla Funfetti Cake<\/a> because they\u2019re sprinkled with good intentions.<\/p>\n

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Virgo (August 23 \u2013 September 22)<\/h3>\n

Baklava<\/h4>\n
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These earth signs are deeply grounded and have a keen sense of self, making them great friends to have. They\u2019re also perfectionists and care about details, more than most, in fact.<\/p>\n

Virgos are apparently believed to \u2018rule the digestive system\u2019 (whatever that means) and can handle their \u2018Sugar Honey Ice Tea\u2019.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This practical and dependable sign never disappoints, much like a honeyed Pistachio & Almond Baklava<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Libra (September 23 \u2013 October 22)<\/h3>\n

Naked Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake<\/h4>\n
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If you thought Virgos were all about detail, Libras are borderline obsessive. This sign is sweet, sentimental and sociable. It\u2019s all about treading the line of balance with Libras.<\/p>\n

They are dependable yet adaptable, responsible but also over-indulgent \u2013 can\u2019t make up your mind, can you Libra?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As logical as Libras may be, they are also indecisive beings and love the best of both worlds. For the sign that struggles to make decisions and wants it all, we’ve chosen the ultimate treat \u2013 this Naked Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake<\/a> with three layers of dark, milk and white chocolate mousse.<\/p>\n

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Scorpio (October 23 \u2013 November 21)<\/h3>\n

Cumin & Cinnamon Spiced Dark Choc Truffles<\/h4>\n
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Of all the star signs, Scorpios probably get the worst wrap. You don\u2019t love them, but you don\u2019t hate them either \u2013 they’re truly a misunderstood bunch. These complex minds are seductive, with insatiable appetites. Scorpios are usually thought to be a fire sign because of their feisty personalities, but they\u2019re actually water signs.<\/p>\n

Secretive and odd by nature, they have a witty and dark sense of humour (always in good taste).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Most find it hard to get a read on Scorpios \u2013 like trying to name a secret ingredient. This zodiac sign’s sweet treat would be Cumin & Cinnamon Spiced Dark Choc Truffles<\/a> \u2013\u00a0the spices are unexpected but a pleasant surprise.<\/p>\n

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Sagittarius (November 22 \u2013 December 21)<\/h3>\n

Fruit Mince Pie Ice Cream<\/h4>\n
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Sagittarius people are optimistic, but don\u2019t be fooled by their ability to see the good in everything. Sag can be loyal to a fault and extremely blunt. They\u2019re also impatient risk-takers, but their problem-solving skills make them highly adaptable and confident.<\/p>\n

You\u2019re not sure about them, but their cheery disposition makes them worth the gamble.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Basically, they\u2019re a no-fuss, no-churn Ice Cream \u2014 but because the jury is still out on them they\u2019re more of a Fruit Mince Pie-flavoured No Churn Ice Cream<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Capricorn (December 22 \u2013 January 19)<\/h3>\n

Billionaire Bars<\/h4>\n
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This mythical sign can be a know-it-all and thanks to their relentless ambition, Capricorns are notorious workaholics. Thankfully, there\u2019s more to them… if you\u2019re lucky enough, you’ll get to see their romantic and funny side make an appearance.<\/p>\n

Caps are also considered to be confident and wise.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You know the saying \u2018work hard, play hard\u2019? That\u2019s Capricorn in a nutshell. What you never want to do is come between a Capricorn and their coins. Without a doubt, this zodiac sign’s sweet treat would be these richer-than-you Billionaire Bars<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Aquarius (January 20 \u2013 February 18)<\/h3>\n

Whoopie Pies<\/h4>\n
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Their sometimes shy demeanour might suggest otherwise, but Aquarians are pretty friendly.<\/p>\n

Their quirkiness, clever quips and sensual nature will beguile you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Aquarians are innovative, spontaneous and their rebellious streak means they don\u2019t always play by the rules. But this sign can be brooding too \u2014 word to the wise, you don\u2019t want to get on an Aquarian\u2019s zesty side.\u00a0 With Uranus as its ruler, what better treat for this zodiac sign than Lemon and Poppy Seed Whoopie Pies<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Pisces (February 19 \u2013 March 20)<\/h3>\n

All the Treats<\/h4>\n
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Pisces are natural empaths, and not in the way people annoyingly say, ‘I\u2019m an empath’ (read in Valley Girl accent). That being said, they can also be stubborn, but their authentic charm will win you over.<\/p>\n

Their intuition and open-mindedness means they flourish creatively.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Thanks to their broad imagination, overthinking is this star sign\u2019s fav pastime. Pisces is the last zodiac sign, which makes sense because they\u2019re believed to be a culmination of all the other signs. Think all your favourite flavours combined into one salty and satisfyingly sweet treat, like this Salted Dark Chocolate, Pretzel & Caramel Rippled Ice Cream<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Love ice cream? Find out what your ice cream flavour says about you<\/a>.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Understanding humans isn\u2019t always easy \u2013 thankfully, we have the stars to help navigate a world riddled with testy Taureans and secretive Scorpios. But because not everyone \u2018gets\u2019 horoscopes, we\u2019ve decided to help you and put things into more relatable and tastier terms by listing all the zodiac signs as sweet treats. Eat your heart out. Aries (March 21 \u2013 April 21) Layered Almond Meringue Cake This ram is the first sign of the zodiac pack, which is pretty fitting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8133,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4098],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"acf":[],"brand_slug":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8133"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91229"}],"version-history":[{"count":33,"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":103153,"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91229\/revisions\/103153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/test10.co.za\/C\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}